Gather ’round, gang, ’cause Granpappy Writerman’s got a saucy little story to share.
The other day, y’see, I was sitting and staring at my computer screen — as one does — when a page came along that made my mouth go agape. Agape, I tell you. Agape! And it wasn’t just because it was dangerously close to lunch time and I detected the scent of hoagie in the air (though if we’re being completely honest, that might’ve had something to do with it).
No, siree — the main reason was that I had stumbled onto an official Google announcement of a fancy new phone widget for its Photos service…on iOS.